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So this biker guy parks his hog outside my Kabbalah Lab one day and stomps in saying he's looking for Kabbalah and I take one look and say, "Hey, you'd look great in black leather!
I mean, how could he resist? Next thing, I'm tightening the knot on the first leather box around his bulging, tattooed biceps brachii and he's repeating after me, "Baruch….
He's okay with that, wrapping, then saying Shma, then I play him this tv ad you just watched --and he still doesn't get it. So I show him The Tefillin Booth. Nope, still lost on him. He's starting to get it. But it's tough. Tougher than the leather those boxes are made of. Can't blame him. Wrapping tefillin has to be the weirdest thing we do. Who else would imagine tying leather scrolls in black leather boxes onto their head and arm?
Scrolls are for reading, not for wearing, right? Yet in those tefillin is everything there is to know about Kabbalah, in hard, physical form. The World of Atzilut crystallized in three dimensions.
The closest you could come to touching the Ein Sof. He contracted His thoughts into a tangible action that we humanoids can perform. He condensed the Cosmic Mind into words on parchment, so that we can read them, comprehend them, and even wear them.
And black leather looks cool, too. Check out The Tefillin Files. Everything's there. Think about the girls please!
Don't follow. It's not a woman's mitzvah. Are you asking for some coverage of a mitzvah for women? Please clarify what you are asking. Moishe Y Engel rabbi Reply.
I just left you a vmail. I look forward to speaking to you, as someone who is just starting to wrap tefillin. Moishe do you know any place that offer tefillin at a cheaper rate? I am coming out of a very dark place in my life and have gone back to g-d to show me the path. I really want to pray with tafillin everyday but I can not afford to pay for them.
Any help would be amazing Reply. If there is a Chabad where you are located, best would be to contact the rabbi there, who should be able to help obtain an affordable pair of tefillin. Let me know if you need help finding a nearby Chabad. Self restraint is a part of this concept to be a vessel that channels from above a defense Strapping Tefillin girds us like a weight belt keeps us from getting injured.
The energy that the commandment boxes emit to the frontal lobes is something everyone have to study and research. The sounds of the letters the frequencies and stations of learning and the powers of those understandings. We are in one part of a house, we need to follow beyond the lobby, and into inner rooms. Whether we are ready to go behind a curtain we will have to know ourselves closely, and make a commitment to explore.
It really isn't anything spooky, but learning about one's Father in a reverent manner with respect and a trembling that very near. I just wish they weren't so expensive. Trivializing Mitzvot I wish Chabad wouldn't trivialize our holy commandments, as was done here in this cartoon. Tefillin isn't a lightening rod. In fact, we don't know why we do it, other than that it is a mitzvah d'oraisa. So, why just make stuff up? A simple Jew. This is a biblical command to Jewish people, and non-Jews may not carry out a mitzvah for Jews.
You can however fully participate in the Noachide commands and should. In either case, always consult a local rabbinical authority. Story raised my spirit As a man who has tattoos on his arms from a time when I did not worry about G-d or care about my forefathers it makes me smile to hear that another man made the change from tattoos to Torah and Tefillin. Sometimes a feeling of shame creeps in when the past resurfaces but it passes with the thought of redemption.
Nice Job Rabbi you are really getting the message across well. Keep up the great work. Not my place but? Because G-d instructed us to learn ways of tradition,following G-d's direction means special rewards. So you do it your way and I'll follow the Jews.
It seems that they have more experience with understanding the real teachings of the Torah and Tefillin. I stepped in on this subject very sorry, I am not a Rabbi but maybe we need Rabbi Freeman's advise. Tefillin Are we not told to worship our G-d in spirit and in truth? It it not true that we can come to our God ? Are we not also told that we are to talk with our children and grand children as we rest, walk along the road, and any other time that we have together about G-d and the things of our Bible?
Then why do we need to have this physical Tefilin for? I don't see the point? Rabbi Infinity What can I say - you always bring a warm smile to my face and most often a deep heartfelt laugh of joy. Thanks again. Believe me, its a great community - like a big caring family. I have so many good things to say - but see it for yourself. Its never too late to make up on the mitzvoth you haven't learned ior done in details. I am not a boy.. I am not a boy : I cannot put tefillin Reply.
Great video Thanks for the work. What do you think about the difference between tefillin as power-source and tefillin as supplication? The aspect of the practice that involves humility before G-d and binding yourself to G-d is very powerful as well. It was a very rigourous course of training as I remember. It was NOT a "quick and easy" event at all, and I remember the synogogue being serious about all the events with no shortcuts.
Not a reformed congregation at all. Why wouldn't I have done Tefillin?? In place I'll learn to focus tefillin for the good of the whole. Not anybody can put together a presentation like these series Do first, Ask later This is a great modern anecdote on Israel accepting the Torah before hearing it.
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